Crash Pads - the backstory
So the story goes that the woman who founded Crash Pads protective body armor did so after she perfected the art of sewing padding into her own clothing, through trial and error, after she had perfected the art of falling down. This is not to say that she wasn’t athletic or isn’t an athlete. I’ve seen her and she is. It’s simply to say that whenever you choose to take up a new action sport, you’re liable to suffer a few bumps and bruises along the way.
Of course, she needed protective body armor. What was she thinking?!
Now, this woman who started Crash Pads, her action sport of choice was inline skating. She took it up in the early 90’s in the little town of Astoria, Oregon. If you’ve ever been to or seen pictures of Astoria, you’ll know that it’s beautiful. It’s built into steps along the southern hillside of the majestic Columbia River. I’d love to visit, ride my road bike up and down those hills, sail a Laser in the river, have a beer and a burger in a pub, etc. etc. But I can tell you what I wouldn’t want to do there. I wouldn’t want to learn how to inline skate. Even the paved paths in the municipal parks can be treacherous.
Prehistory…Pre-Body Armor History
In a time before sports-specific body armor really existed, I can just imagine the cherry bruises on her hips and tailbone pre-Crash Pads 2500 Padded Shorts or the gashes on her arms and elbows pre-Crash Pads Series 6100 body armor. Ouch! I hate to sound unsympathetic, but I’m glad it was her, not me. I love action sports, but my threshold for blunt force trauma has diminished rather significantly over the years.
Just because she learned the hard way doesn’t mean you have to, too.
If there is a lesson to be learned here, it most definitely is not that you should play it safe, stay inside, and find your love in front of a video game. On the contrary, it most definitely is that you should find your love in the great outdoors, skating, skiing, snowboarding, mountain biking or whatever you choose to pursue. That said, however, do it smartly. Learn from other people’s mistakes (wonderful as they were in the case of Crash Pads’ lovely founder). Choose the proper gear, wear the proper protective clothing, and abide by the rules of gravity and common sense.
From the XSportsProtective remote field testing base in the dizzyingly high mountains of Geauga County, Ohio, it’s over and out until the next time. Cheers… Bill


